English Department--Best in Pieces

Oh, you know…take your tagline pick:

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Writers can't become experts in other writers.

Your education stops here.

Creative Writing today will never become the Literature of Tomorrow.

Literature majors do not write creatively.

We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here...

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I think perhaps the funniest part about all of this is that all I was trying to do was avoid writing the word "piece" twice in the same sentence.